Every time my wife tells me "no promises" I respond with "only callbacks? Wtf is wrong with you?"
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@sgrif Awww man. That would have been hilarious if she was.
@DavidTCHarris whether she understands or not though, I'm still sleeping on the couch
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@DavidTCHarris marriage is fun
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