as a devout christian republican who dozed through high school, i've decided that my firm belief in "no sex before marriage" means using puberty blockers to prevent my kids from experiencing dimorphism until there's a ring on it
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i wrote this tweet as a joke but now that i look at it, it kind of rules
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"no sex before marriage? hitched in third grade" is the classic failure mode which we do not support
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Replying to @myrrlyn
Make Third Graders Married Again?
5:46 PM - 12 Jun 2020
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