Miss Dada  🏳️‍⚧️

I'm writing the equivalent of Node's inspect function. I need it to properly inspect promises. E.g.: > inspect(Promise.resolve(5)) "Promise { 5 }" and > inspect(new Promise(resolve => undefined)) "Promise { <pending> }". How do I do it? I absolutely cannot call `.then`.

Seems like the best answer is: 1. Write your own promise library (or fully wrap an existing one). 2. Stuff it into the global namespace, smashing window.Promise. 3. Redefine window.fetch to use your promise library. 4. Repeat (3) for all other built-in functions.

Which... to state it gently... is not a great solution.