Sent snail mail today because my bank is stupid and ... mail technology has updated since the 00s You no longer lick envelopes or stamps, they're stickers! This tweet brought to you by me licking the peel-off backing on the envelope flap and being confused when it didn't work
We had to go to urgent care in Amarillo because there was some ambiguity as to whether our description of the vomit to the nurse hotline described something life threatening or not. She kept saying "I wish I could see it". In 2019 we do not have the technology to show the vomit
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We took the vomit to urgent care. Doc took one look at it and said "oh yeah, that's nothing to worry about"
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