I flew on two planes today with less airline status than to which I've become accustomed. Out of respect for literally all of you, I have decided to shout into a pillow instead of tweet about the tremendously mild indignities I've suffered as a result of this sad turn of events.
Replying to @searls
Pretty much me after having a child and cutting down on flying
2:11 AM - 11 Feb 2019
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