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@sgoast

world's least accurate judd hirsch parody account. fmr. , . icon: . (he/him)

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Joined May 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Jul 2017

    friends: hey, we haven't heard from you in a while. how are you doing? me:

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    8 hours ago
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  3. 5 hours ago

    i remember working a table at a con in madison and on the last day, michael rooker spent like two hours heckling the shit out of whoever he ran into over the convention center's pa system.

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  4. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    this is the greatest cut in the history of music videos

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  5. 7 hours ago

    this is probably how post-quarantine greg is going to look at me now starting every other conversation with "OH MAN, FIRST THING AFTER QUARANTINE IS DONE, I'M GOING TO (insert whatever dumbass thing i'm fixating on at the moment)".

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  6. 7 hours ago

    i remember when i thought "quarantine day xx" journal like tweets were cute and would be fun to look back at and now i just want to give that greg a belly to belly suplex off our porch.

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  7. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Im The Shittest Fucker you Ever Seen.

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  8. Retweeted

    . launched a new tool to help connect Wisconsinites with their local vaccine provider. If you're eligible to receive the COVID-19 vaccine, find a vaccine provider in your community ⬇

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    i am starting a pre-order for these sami zayn riso prints! $20 including shipping, $15 from each order will be donated to the sami for syria campaign, the remaining $5 will be used to cover shipping and handling fees. link to pre-order is here:

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  10. Feb 28

    bless jason's horsey sauce encrusted heart.

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  11. Feb 28

    when meat mountain was originally unveiled in 2015, my roommate at the time described eating it as "what it's like to be single". he then devoured the entire thing and we never discussed the event again.

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  12. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    finally watched Virtuosity after wanting to see it since i was like 12 and my reward was the UFC scene. this has to be one of the dumbest things i’ve ever seen in a movie

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    Feb 28
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  15. Feb 27

    "it's a lego brick. it's within the rules."

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  16. Feb 27

    kids room deathmatch coming up now. wrestling is really good sometimes.

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  17. Retweeted
    Feb 27

    A full moon rises over Milwaukee on Saturday.

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  18. Feb 27

    saturday night. time to sit alone in the dark, watch a book defend a championship belt, drink one beer and call an ambulance.

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  19. Feb 27

    i'm having wistful dreams about going into large groups and spending too much money these days. can't believe it's been a whole year. side note: i love the vibes and i are giving off in these pictures.

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  21. Feb 27

    just saying, my fundraisers make miracles happen.

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