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Stevie Janowski
@SFUCKINGJ
Former Band Teacher turned professional assistant to Major Leaguer, Mr. Kenny Powers.
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Still writing 2022 on my checks!!! LOL!
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2023 clogged my toilet already! I’m sick over this!
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Finally, some real fucking news.
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It’s Danny McBride’s birthday. Let’s take a look at some facts about the actor, including his bong-related injury and absinthe-fueled bender
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My son Jesús hates today!!
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There are too many ways to spell HANUKUH!!!
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Thinking about getting into soccer now, have only coached
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I'm too high for this.
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BOSNIA, BOSNIA, BOSNIA!
I am soooooooooooo tired of hearing about BOSNIA!!
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If you're looking to lose weight, Trimspa can help you achieve your goals. Get started on your journey to a healthier future today. It worked for Anna Nicole!! #NotSponsored #Nads
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Bring Trimspa back!!
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This school's flat floor has a visual effect that stops kids from running in the hallways! Genius idea to keep everyone safe. 🙌🏼
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Sunday sucks me
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I WILL NEVER WATCH "ARLI$$" AGAIN!!
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What song is playing where you are at? LOL!
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Thank you to all those who participated!! All tagged #enemies have been dealt with according to the laws of the land. We're now a stronger, united community. Let's continue to support each other, especially on “Shrimp Night.”
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Please tag one ENEMY of yours below. I will follow them and I will make them pay for what they did to you.
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Please tag one ENEMY of yours below. I will follow them and I will make them pay for what they did to you.
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If you teach your kids to run with scissors, they will NOT because they HATTEEEEEE everything DAD does!!
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Try hacking these NIPS, assblood!
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Replying to @SFUCKINGJ and @SUBWAY
Did you get hacked Stevie?
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NO!!! And people that say they were hacked are usually lying FYI!
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Did you get hacked Stevie?
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I was the Pickle King, Stevie Janowski. And no one could stop me.
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Are you sitting down? I escaped from the , running as fast as I could. I could hear the sandwich artist shouting after me, but I didn't care. I was on a mission to spread my pickle gospel to the masses. I sprinted down the street, laughing like a madman.
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Australia is the smallest continent but it's still larger than many countries, proving that size doesn't always matter, okay? 🇦🇺
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Why was Australia confused? Because it didn't know if it was a continent or a country! LOL
But in all seriousness, Australia is both a continent and a country, making it one of the most unique places on Earth.
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Exactly!! It’s a simple game and I can’t believe Americans can’t get it??
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It’s all about the “JK” . I feel like people are missing out on that essential part of it
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It’s all about the “JK” . I feel like people are missing out on that essential part of it
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If you are going out tonight or this weekend, IDK, why not give JK ROWLING a try with your friends LOL? Just remember to be creative, spontaneous, and most importantly – have fun! #JKROWLING #youreawizardharry
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But be careful, because a poorly executed JK ROWLING can backfire and leave your friends confused or even offended. It's a delicate balance, but when done right it's hysterical! #JKROWLING
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The key to a successful JK ROWLING is to deliver your statement with a straight face, followed by a dramatic pause before revealing the "ROWLING" part. It's all about the delivery! #JKROWLING
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In this game, the point is to surprise and delight your friends with unexpected truths. It's like an intellectual game of truth or dare! #JKROWLING
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Wait what?? Some are saying they haven't even heard of the game? You tell someone something wild, then say "JK!" and they think you're joking. But then you reply "ROWLING" and they realize you're serious! It's sweeping the nation, not just England! #JKRowling
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Have you heard of this game called "JK ROWLING"?! It's where you say something totally crazy to someone, like "I just saw a UFO!" & then you say "JK!" & they think you're joking, but then after a dramatic pause you say "ROWLING" & they realize you were serious the whole time!
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Her ass is massive and very curvaceous….It's definitely one of the biggest butts I've ever seen!
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I’ve never seen a girl with an ass so fat!
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