sean fridman

Always think I’m real smart until I open my mouth and or leave the house

On her way to work one morning, down the path along the lake, a tender-hearted woman, saw a poor half-frozen snake...

What is informational kitsch and do it go “cuckoo”

Simulacrum Einstein really was on some misanthropic shit when he came up with that definition of insanity yadda yadda quote

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the social order: have quality of life, by all means! as a matter of fact it’s something we strive for, and where we have succeeded, something of which we are quite proud. it’s just that that quality will be very bad and fuck you if you don’t like it idiot no one: ya exactly

Funny that filibustering has this sort of LAN party, “prepared to fully debauch myself well into the morning” thing going on

Accidentally said the phrase “One of these spatulas might be a liability” and immediately transitioned into middle age

I narrow my gaze discerningly and say the word “effervescent”

I was telling my gf about Animal Crossing today and she thought I was talking about some kind of like rendered lard

The presence principle has been broken. There is no one home. And no one doesn’t want to do anything about it!

Yes chef! Vocal fry me up a heaping portion of that mal-intent

In a tragic turn of events, I myself was separated by the concerns