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Satire shouldn’t be this easy. Get your shit together, San Francisco. Intolerance of incompetence should be non-partisan.

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    1. Matt Gaetz’s Forehead‏ @matt_forehead Jun 15
      Replying to @legendofcheese @chesaboudin

      Hey dunderhead. Google. Sf. Shoplifting. See what comes up. Oh fk it. You’re obviously a lazy lib that is gonna doubt anything but spoon fed to you by the Examiner. Is NYT reliable enough for you or not liberal enough?https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/21/us/san-francisco-shoplifting-epidemic.html …

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    2. Zack Veverka‏ @legendofcheese Jun 15
      Replying to @matt_forehead @chesaboudin

      Looks like they were planning on closing the stores far in advance of this. Explains why they chose not to hire off-duty police as security: CVS: 75 planned store closings Walgreens: 200 planned closings https://www.retaildive.com/news/cvs-will-shutter-75-stores-next-year/566731/ … https://moneywise.com/news/top-stories/chains-closing-the-most-stores-in-2020 …https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/06/walgreens-to-close-200-stores-in-us.html …

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    3. Zack Veverka‏ @legendofcheese Jun 15
      Replying to @legendofcheese @matt_forehead @chesaboudin

      Some people read beyond the headline, those people not being you, but that doesn't really sell papers or make it on Tucker Carlson now does it?

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    4. Zack Veverka‏ @legendofcheese Jun 15
      Replying to @legendofcheese @matt_forehead @chesaboudin

      This is after they saved $200 million from the tax cut bill. They then decided to spend that on share buybacks instead of sharing that with the workers as they had promised. It's amazing they weren't more forthcoming with this info. But sure, shopliftershttps://m.usw.org/blog/2018/walgreens-to-spend-windfall-from-gop-tax-cuts-on-itself …

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    5. Matt Gaetz’s Forehead‏ @matt_forehead Jun 15
      Replying to @legendofcheese @chesaboudin

      LAUGHABLE! A 2018 article. I assure you. You renew a lease if it made sense. Why would it not make sense? Because the get robbed daily?!?! Ok Mr Altruistic. Money/mouth. leave your car outside in the sunset filled with valuables since you don’t mind getting shit stolen. Tool

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    6. Matt Gaetz’s Forehead‏ @matt_forehead Jun 15
      Replying to @matt_forehead @legendofcheese @chesaboudin

      And I’m sure you approve of underperforming stores. Underperforming anything. just keep it all going regardless of success. Fkn a. Hey. City is a shithole. The seed you sow.

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    7. Matt Gaetz’s Forehead‏ @matt_forehead Jun 15
      Replying to @matt_forehead @legendofcheese @chesaboudin

      Sad thing is. It was world class. People like you ruined it. Like you do everything. Gimme gimme gimme. Robin Hood mentality.

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    9. Matt Gaetz’s Forehead‏ @matt_forehead Jun 15
      Replying to @sfironicle @legendofcheese @chesaboudin

      Like you said. “Ok boomer”. Look at my handle. Like I fking watch fox. But this guy. Complain complain complain blame blame blame. Survival of the weakest. Kill the tax base. That’s a great strategy. How’s the outlook for conventions in SF coming?

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    10. Matt Gaetz’s Forehead‏ @matt_forehead Jun 15
      Replying to @matt_forehead @legendofcheese @chesaboudin

      I pay my fair share in taxes and hardly complain. But I’d like to take my kids out in SF and not have them watch some guy beat off. Or a common street thug steal 900 in shit because it’s a misdemeanor now. Or not get 6 car windows smashed in union square. Sorry. I’m crazy.

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      San Francisco Ironicle‏ @sfironicle Jun 15
      Replying to @matt_forehead @legendofcheese @chesaboudin

      You’re asking too much! It’s clearly impossible to prevent any of that. And it sounds like if we just let it happen unabated, eventually it will stop.

      10:28 PM - 15 Jun 2021
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        1. Matt Gaetz’s Forehead‏ @matt_forehead Jun 15
          Replying to @sfironicle @legendofcheese @chesaboudin

          Breaks my heart. I broke my heart in San Francisco.

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        1. Matt Gaetz’s Forehead‏ @matt_forehead Jun 15
          Replying to @sfironicle @legendofcheese @chesaboudin

          Let’s discuss prop 47 now. Another fine California proposition that nobody though about the unintended consequences. Hmmmm. Decriminalize theft? WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?????

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