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Also I would just like to report that the person giving my shot asked if she could double-check my ID because I looked too young to match my birthdate, so it appears my strict regimen of late-night hours, perversion, bookishness and avoiding childbirth is working.
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Melty, savoury goodness, salty but not overly strong, all comfort-food notes but structured w a pleasant brassica bitterness as if to say, "I'm a little fancy, even if I have an annatto-dyed rind and come in a peel-off package." Very easy eating! 10/10 would snack on again!pic.twitter.com/wl4sIBwHY1
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Cheese tasting! COVID has me sniffly but it has not taken away my taste buds!
Tonight I tried Port Salut, a French cow's milk cheese I've never encountered before.
Nose is creamy, caramelized, a bit starchy. It's got a dense, sticky texture, the kind that breaks crackers.pic.twitter.com/erZlfUn4dm
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I'm shocked that so many people have used his services, but also notice the article doesn't quote any of them, so I have some doubts.
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I was once approached on a fetish site by a guy who saw I was queer and wanted to let me know he'd be interested in donating sperm if ever I wanted to get pregnant. Creepy as fuck. Men, do NOT do this, EVER. Trust, if someone wants to get pregnant by you, *they* will ask.https://twitter.com/LuxAlptraum/status/1520583935515897857 …
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Oh my goodness I love him
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I am not generally excited about celebrity gossip but this one has potentially far-reaching consequences. Like if this entire Twitter buyout thing is a billionaire's way of taking transphobic revenge, I just...
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2022/03/11/grimes-ditching-elon-musk-for-chelsea-manning-has-the-internet-questioning-reality/?sh=4523187bd1c1 …Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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cry! at the library
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The trucks are at it again.
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Nine days later, the roses all died but these white flowers (alstroemeria), barely visible in the original bouquet, are still going strong and are quite beautiful all by themselves. I so love the evolution of a flower bouquet.pic.twitter.com/dnQMZmmgvU
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Monday's pre-plague
#shoeselfie#bootselfie#dressedtonotkill for a quick jaunt to the post office. Since then it's been leggings, hoodies and fuzzy socks.
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Meanwhile, you straights, well, you're fine as long as you don't have that kind of sex either, even though it didn't matter last week. Sorry bout that, but, you know. The gays. They're sensitive about unfairness, so we kinda had to. Optics and all.
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This is hitting some very "love the sinner, hate the sin" notes, isn't it? Now you can be gay, as long as you don't have (an extremely common form of) gay sex! See?? We're not homophobic! It's not about your identity anymore!
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But, I mean, great news for all the blowjob-only gays, I guess.pic.twitter.com/DpaJL8Fme9
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By this new policy, you can be in a gay triad where everyone's been tested and found negative for all STIs, and everyone uses condoms for buttsex just in case, and you'll still be considered high-risk. How on earth does this make sense.
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I do not understand how some health authorities, based on decades of research, can insist on how crucial it is to have safer sex while other health authorities with access to the same research and information can create policy that seems to have no idea safer sex even exists.
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*We know* that unprotected sex is a far riskier activity than protected sex. That's what safer sex and HIV prevention authorities have been telling us for literally decades. It is true regardless of whether a penis is going into a butt or a vag. Why is this not reflected here?
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