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On some TV: Discovery/History/NatGeo/etc plus Mysteries At The Museum & What On Earth? Write: Bloomberg, NYMag, Mashable, Forbes,InStyle

New York, NY
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Apr 2016

    Just another six-foot fish riding the subway in

    5 replies 20 retweets 155 likes
  2. Jun 1

    Does anybody know how difficult would be for an incoming administration to re-enter Paris?

    Paris entered into force 11/4/16. Earliest Trump can complete exit = 11/4/20 I.E THE DAY AFTER THE '20 ELECTION. Paris will be on the ballot
    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  3. May 31

    I take everything back. Reading this story on my tiny house is the most surreal experience imaginable

    4 replies 3 retweets 3 likes
  4. May 31

    is the final shot of The Sopranos, come to life.

    1 like
  5. May 30

    This restaurant has a cocktail called the "Steve Job's Tini": Vodka, Apple Liquor, Fresh Lime

    1 reply 2 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 28

    sometimes i fucking love this awful website

    166 replies 45,154 retweets 94,017 likes
  7. May 28

    Twitter should let ppl swap timelines w politically oppos users.We see diff realities & exposure could lead to empathy &maybe minds changed

    3 likes
  8. May 28

    International stability is like vaccines: Easy to say it doesn't matter because you don't see it when it's working.

    1 retweet 1 like
  9. May 27

    Every time I'm at a club and they don't do a Flubber-themed bottle service presentation, I'm a little bit disappointed

    1 like
  10. May 26

    Thanks to for featuring me and my tiny house! This is incredibly surreal:

    2 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
  11. May 26
    Replying to

    Now almost 3 hours waiting for rep to pick up. Anybody there? You guys lost lies to me and lost my luggage

    1 reply 2 likes
  12. May 26

    Amount of time on hold waiting for a rep has exceeded 2.5 hours

    1 reply 3 likes
  13. May 25

    Yep: Lots of districts do. No reason should be used as reason to curtail early voting except crass opportunism.

    easy compromise: allow people to change their vote day of the election if they want
    3 likes
  14. May 25

    I don't even know what to make of this "Hipster Mickey" doll. Accessories: Phone, coffee, headphones, beanie.

    1 reply 2 likes
  15. May 24

    In this gonzo world, I can't help but think being known for "body-slamming the media" could help a candidate in some districts.

    1 like
  16. May 24

    Right answer: Always correct to "Alright, alright, alright"

    jfc google docs
    4 likes
  17. May 23

    Like many, I was worried when bought . Holy crap was I wrong.

    Jeff Bezos gives $1 million gift to support press freedom
    1 retweet 3 likes
  18. May 23

    Michael Cera's character in will be the go-to Halloween costume of 2017

    1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
  19. May 22

    I am literally sitting next to an anti-vaxxer saying categorically not true nonsense. Do I:

    3 replies 2 likes
  20. May 21

    I feel like this account was created entirely for this moment.

    We gots fingerses on glowy palantir today precious! To finds all hobbitses & taterists! There is no hidesing from us! No hidesing! Too bad!
    5 likes
  21. May 21

    I thought the meeting with Saruman was next week?

    That weird warping sound you just heard was reality catching up with
    3 likes

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