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Autocorrect just changed "sushi" to "Sisko." You know me too well, autocorrect.
260 retweets 1,159 favoritesThe plot of every Charlie Brown cartoon: Everyone is a dirty dick.
293 retweets 807 favoritesSkeletor was much better in Kramer vs. Kramer. pic.twitter.com/I28NVygPeh
152 retweets 489 favorites"Holiday memories eventually wither and die, but memories made at Epcot last forever." - Robert Alan Epcot
188 retweets 335 favorites@SethMacFarlane what entertainment option to enjoy first?!? pic.twitter.com/VbO5TbulB3
A great alternative to Tinder is entering every room screaming, "Does anyone want to bang?!" It also has more dignity.
1,696 retweets 2,204 favoritesComing home! #Orion looks back on Earth as it heads toward splashdown. http://www.nasa.gov/ntv pic.twitter.com/42z1Wac9ph
Congratulations to @NASA on the launch of the Orion deep space capsule! The era of human space exploration resumes!
MOVIE WRITING TIP: Two characters should talk lying on grass with their heads side-by-side in opp directions. Cuz that's what people do.
434 retweets 953 favoritesWith 97% of the world's scientists in agreement that man-made climate change is endangering us, who's the other 3%? http://youtu.be/Hf64xSG0mxo
700 retweets 1,193 favoritesI just yelled GOD DAMMIT trying to find 'Three Coins in the Fountain' on Netflix so yeah, I'm eligible for your senior discount.
63 retweets 369 favoritesCheck out my pals @craigzadan and @neilmeron's production of #PeterPanLive tonight at 8 on NBC! It's live TV. Maybe Walken'll go nuts.
Kids are going to be bummed tonight when they realize "Peter Pan" is a musical about the founding of a New England interstate bus line.
275 retweets 633 favoritesEarly, preliminary discussions for a 2nd season of #Cosmos-- If you want to see more of the great @neiltyson, tweet him your love!
I hope people outside of New Zealand are just as outraged by our national news as I am… pic.twitter.com/NaPPSlqiC4
200 retweets 450 favoritesBuy this! Great album to bone your wife to! RT @SethMacFarlane: My album #HolidayForSwing is available at @Target! http://bit.ly/11qSqmU
Wow- #HolidayForSwing just hit the #1 spot on the ITunes holiday album charts. Thanks, you guys. Seriously. I have a blast doing this.
To clarify, @SaraBareilles and I taped our tree lighting performance last night, pre-protest.
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