i take a deep breath and begin to recite 'mitochondria is the powerhouse of a---" when nerd police materialize and restore my virginityhttps://twitter.com/eskbl/status/828137274592235520 …
imo, virginity should just be the process of moving from incel to volcel. you fuck exactly once and never again
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fucking? Ya mate, tried it back in the day when I was in college. wasn't really my thing ya know. Monopoly, on the other hand...
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What We Never Talk About When We Never Talk About Never Fucking
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