Seth Hanford  

@SethHanford

CSIRT, PSIRT, CVSS (Rec'd 's pardon, 2021), & Threat Intel; 2e Dungeon Master in a 5e world; Oxford commas; ISO 8601, ISO 29147, ISO 30111

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    26 Aug 2020

    First uninterrupted 5k in ... years 3.1mi 41:14

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    May 18

    hate to be the bearer of bad news, but in the third week of may, 2022, the one-star candle reviews have returned

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  3. May 19

    Entire grades at Kid0's school are out sick (as is she). Lots of C19(-) test results. Lots of neighbors and their classes all "out with flu". Sure would be nice to have a public health system rn. Sure would be nice to have pandemic management not borne on the backs of kids.

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  4. May 10

    I almost forgot! Today’s “Confederate Memorial Day” here in the Carolinas. Don’t forget to wish somebody who celebrates a “Congrats on the successful march to the sea.” It’s much more specific than the tired old “happy participation trophy holidays”.

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  5. May 7

    SHINYASHIKI!!!!

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  6. May 6

    Nickel-sized hail in Rock Hill, lasted about 2 minutes.

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    Apr 27

    Super happy to announce that the API is now live! Please see for examples and more documentation. For example…

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  8. Apr 23

    My 12yo is at the Come-See-Me Festival frog jump today. She named her frog Swíderski

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    Apr 19

    Ukrainian FArmy game let’s you play a Ukrainian farmer harvesting tanks on the battle field! Proceeds go to Ukrainian causes. Made by Ukrainian game devs. 🇺🇦

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  10. Apr 17

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  11. Apr 17

    Happy Easter, y’all!

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  12. Apr 13

    Tell me you don't care about the vaccine-ineligible, at-risk, or mask-incapable, without telling me... Sincerely, Parent of a 1yo Keep masking; it's literally the least you can do. Vaccinate if you're able. Save our at-risk folks of any age & youngest children from (Long) COVID

    Now that N95 and equivalent masks (not to mention vaccines) are readily available to protect any high-risk people who need them, there's really no justifiable reason to make everyone else wear masks in transportation settings.
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    Apr 12

    When Fort Sumter was attacked, my great-great-grandfather, Jonathan Dillon, was repairing Lincoln's watch. He passed down a story, which he told to on April 30, 1906, that he left an inscription inside it. My grandfather told the tale around the dinner table. 1/4

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  14. Apr 12

    I'm pretty sure the ability to get stamps like this quickly and readily should be the pillar of your campaign to sit on the Board of Governors,

    "Russian warship, go fuck yourself" postage stamps are out today. Just in time for Easter postcards!
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  15. Apr 4

    There's a tremendous amount of privilege necessary to manage upwards and to confidently deflect the expansion of your work day. I've worked in incident response of some kind or other for most of my 20+ years career. I grok emergency work. Filling out TPS reports is not for 9pm.

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  16. Apr 4

    This is also something else I manage outward as a v senior individual. If I hear a teammate saying eg "Ugh, worked so much last night, and going to again tonight", that's exactly where I follow-up with some form of "How did that happen? Do you have what u need to manage upward?"

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  17. Apr 4

    ^ as a trend. I don't personally have to deal with a "9pm shift" and that's precisely the kinds of things I "manage upward". If my boss needs me to do work that's urgent (but not emergent) and it's only possible after-hours, we need to agree to deprioritize on-hours work instead

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  18. Apr 4

    Thanks, I hate it.

    Microsoft researchers found white-collar workers are adding a 9pm shift to their workday. I wrote about why: - your entire day is filled with online meetings - flexible work empowers night owls - more global teams - WFH + parenting = "triple peak" day
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  19. Mar 26

    Charlotte! 👏👏 FC! 👏👏 Charlotte! 👏👏 FC! 👏👏

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  20. Mar 21

    I for Player of the Week!

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    Mar 17

    I’ve seen almost 400 kung-fu and wuxia movies over the past three years, so when I say I’ve never seen a fight like this before, it’s not hyperbole (Drunken Dragon/Exciting Dragon - dir. Chiu Chung-Hing, 1985)

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