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when I’m a little too high in public this is how I’m worried I look
a little known Jeopardy rule is that if you buzz in and respond “uh, the uh, the fuckinnnnnn…” that’s always correct. You clearly know it
I am sorry I feel this way but mascots participating in solemn moments of silence is one of the funniest things in the world to me
not gonna lie, Elfrid Payton lacing a baseline pass then turning to talk to the bench while the shot flew was extremely cool
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Will never get over the fact that one of basketball’s best and most compelling big men looks like he’d eat a worm if you gave him 5 bucks
This dude plays every minute as if he’s wearing flip-flops yet is a borderline MVP
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Troubled by the difference in illustration style between these two pizza chefs. Are they different species
i love Tim Kurkjian on the broadcast. every playoff sports presentation needs one breathless quivering nerd on the verge of a heart attack
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instead of spending all your free time practicing Job, have you considered doing some Knowledge
tired of veterans ring-chasing like this
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The New York Knicks are planning to sign free agent Taj Gibson, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium.
The Knicks are having their least dramatic season in years despite employing a fugitive wanted by a dictator for treason
it is once again time for me to remind the world that when Stephen Curry had his breakout 54-point performance at Madison Square Garden in 2013, Raymond Felton blocked his final shot attempt and the Warriors lost. Thanks for reading, go the Knicks
everyone: close schools, close businesses, pay us to stay home
New York:
1. Restaurants can only serve tapas, except red zone
2.. Times Square is now Hero Square
A. Indoor murders require permit. Max 8.5 people
2. Staten Islanders must ask before kissing mailman
2a. No red zone
imo if your address is 1515, you should choose your font carefully
I have said this before but this video was recorded off my TV 10+ years ago. That’s my parakeet squawking in the background. I miss him
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The New York Knicks have just become the first NBA team this season to hold their opponent to less than 80 points.
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[strides to podium]
[straightens papers]
[adjusts collar]
[clears throat]
[lowers glasses]
[gazes into crowd]
[leans toward mic]
[clears throat again]
bing bong
I want to make something clear to everyone who saw that video of the Knicks fans last night:
that is what I am like
my mom had a rule growing up that if I called home at a weird hour/in need of help, I had to start the call by saying "I'm okay" and I think news publication tweets about beloved celebrities over a certain age should do something similar
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R.L. Stine, the author of the Goosebumps series for young readers, became a global bestseller by making scary stories “simpler, cleaner and easier to read” on.wsj.com/3DlgQSP
Who the fuck put the Knicks on TNT tonight? Do not do that. Leave us alone America
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the fuck trae young chants are dumb but it’s gonna be funny when he hears them in Atlanta
I think NBA MVP should always go to the tallest player: LeBron James
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it’s like the cleanest data set you’ll ever find
What if we
1. broadly acknowledge that, yes, the evil are complicated humans who laugh and eat dinner
2. stop profiling them individually
the job of mayor comes with so much possibility, and yet for some reason a bunch of important mayors stick to the role of Commander In Chief Of A Racist Army That Hates Me
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Mayor Lori Lightfoot with a message for potential looters: "Don't test us because we are ready."
hey guys I’m gonna be in The United States of America for the rest of the week. hit me with recommendations for food/fun stuff to do
it has amazed me throughout my adulthood how often and how profoundly upper management does not understand or even like the product their company sells
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seems pretty clear that one reason the studios are holding out on the writers is that they're convinced they can get cheap content from AI, which only underlines just how insanely stupid they are
Off-speed pitches are cheating. If telling lies is wrong, so is throwing lies
[flips chair]
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Melo on playing 4: “I have no problem playing the 4. I actually like that, actually embrace that. For this team, I think it will be better.”
2014: haha this Greek kid loves smoothies
2018: Giannis celebrated his MVP by snatching all the birds out of the sky birds no longer exist
Hey good news I solved everything. Ban guns, give every home a Randy Johnson
walking by the FedEx Forum, saw a bunch of wires plugged in for no reason so I ripped em all out. Save energy!! 🌎
Some people in SB Nation’s YouTube comments are mad that we posted a women’s basketball video. They should:
1. suck turds
2. watch the video, it’s pretty good
3. look forward to three more women’s basketball videos in the next month or so
Imagine if a dog had relatives who visited on their own accord. Like what if your dog's uncle just showed up at the door
1. that
2. they
3. suck
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Buttigieg and Klobuchar would have to overcome three major obstacles on the road to victory nym.ag/39rD70p
Me: man, the Knicks have a lot of old guy names. Julius. Rowan. Frank. Theophilus. Reginald. Obadiah. Now Quentin.
The Knicks: Jericho
one of my favorite running bits is how still-bitter Sonics fan Alex Rubenstein omits the OKC Thunder logo from every chart
People are trying to convince me this is for measuring clothing but come on
congratulations to David Fizdale
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Knicks fired coach David Fizdale, league source tells ESPN.
gonna put a post-it on this window that says “your money could be put to much better use” and get hanged for war crimes
[Trump’s power finally, after 4 years, circles the drain]
Major news outlets: you know what??? Fuck this guy! Not afraid to say it!!
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Grandpa: "well I think the whole family being together this week is fire"
Aaahahah this kid tried to ham it up and Kevin Seraphin trucked him
While everyone else goes about their business Big Boi is over here making wider and wider dogs
Been almost 70 games of this Julius Randle and I still Cannot Believe This Shit
Go ahead and wear cool distinctive shoes to work, but office mates are gonna know when it’s you pooping
The New York Knicks: You Can’t Embarrass Us. Only We Get To Do That! ™
I want a cheating-positive MLB. Steroids for all. Steal signs with periscopes and mirrors. Doctor the ball with fucking molasses. All of it
if the Knicks ever win a championship I am going to end the world
Deadspin forever. Every person leaving is someone I want to read and to work with
Actually he had 0 points because Raymond Felton blocked his final shot, which is -54 points
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With the Knicks in town tonight, it's time to spread some holiday cheer by bringing back this gem of a highlight.
Feb. 27, 2013 - Stephen Curry career-high 54 points vs. NYK
14 days 'til #NBAXmas
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here's Rasheed Wallace screaming at some children
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We can all agree that the best path forward for the Knicks is to stake their entire future on the whims of one person. This mentality has never failed them!
Kyrie going to the Nets is quite cool. Great fit. They’ve got an increasingly fun team and I’m gonna watch them a lot. I wish them nothing but failure and anguish
Tim Hardaway Jr becomes my favorite Knick of all time if he chooses jersey number 71 for this second stint
Shoutout to Robert Horry getting slightly happier and slightly fatter with each passing Spurs media day
I would literally eat Chandler Parsons to get Luka Doncic on the Knicks. twitter.com/colezwicker/st
For weeks, everyone is festive and the air smells like nutmeg and bells jingle here and there and then one day you wake up and it’s just fucking January
Anytime any of you mentions any restaurant anywhere on Earth, I look up the menu and determine what I’d order there
me, outside: Lol Trump sat in the big truck and honked the horn what a baby
me, inside: i want to sit in the big truck and honk the horn
I was uhhhh not aware of this assertion by Allen Iverson’s mother si.com/nba/2015/05/15
