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Polenta cats love. Ellie winner. Freelance nuisance. Words &c Commission me: sesmith at realsesmith . com Illo:
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People talking about WBGD might want to take a look at the history of sexual assault leading to pregnancy, and birth, among comatose/nonresponsive patients in long-term care settings. We're already using people as incubators.
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Like if you hate your guests that much and you think of them as an inconvenience why are you inviting them to a dinner party. I personally don't invite people I don't like into my home!
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I just wish they wouldn't post hot takes first thing on Monday, like let us ease into the week.
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Has anyone ever refused a Grammy? Asking for a friend who is clearly not robust enough to weather the coming storm.
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Outside. I wish humans would learn that if they like something they can leave it for others to experience too instead of picking it over.
The beach at sunset. The horizon is cloaked in grey clouds, while pinkish-orange clouds drift overhead, and are reflected in a tide pool in the foreground.
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...did I just fail a captcha because I didn't select a square with a harpsichord when it asked me to select all the pianos?
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The vast majority of websites trying to get me to sign up for browser notifications have no business doing any such thing.
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Do you like being viewed with constant withering disdain? Enjoy the sense of always being found wanting? Appreciate knowing that a literal roll of toilet paper is more interesting than you will ever be?
A grey cat lounging on a cat tree. Her bright green eyes radiate disdain.
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We don't always get what we want! There are lots of beautiful things in this world that I wish I could afford and cannot, and that's a bummer for me, but their creators and others involved in production deserve to be paid what they're worth.
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