seriously sushi

@seriouslysushi

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    24. velj 2019.

    I feel like it's only fair to tell you that this is the weird type of shit I am into.

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  2. 1. velj

    Didn't Hillary Clinton publicly defend these women against the racist attacks by Donald Trump telling them to go back where they came from?

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    29. sij

    “I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of

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    Your Daily Affirmation: I spend my mornings in gratitude for all the blessings life grants me and when that's done I make lists of the fuckweasels who need to be chained in the sewer until they confess and repent their evil ways.

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  5. 30. sij

    My first bite of toast with Kerrygold Irish Butter was so delicious that I, like, gasped? And gave a little moan? And then I realized I wasn't alone in the room like "hahaha this is really great toast you should try it" but they're like "i doubt it'll do that for me."

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    29. sij

    My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We speak to them using pheromones and a complicated series of clicks and hisses. My boy is 6 and he can already adhere to any vertical surface. My daughter is three and is capable of delivering 110 mg of venom per bite.

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  7. 29. sij

    Like to watch Paddington Two but I have not yet seen the first Paddington film. Will this negatively impact my ability to immerse myself in the Paddington universe?

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  8. 29. sij

    I saw someone share that they lost their father in a plain crash and I wanted to tell them how sorry I was that the crash was not more ornate why am I like this?

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  9. 29. sij
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    Every day across the river, we see the Muppets, planning, preparing. I was but a child when they took Manhattan. Brooklyn is next.

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  11. 27. sij
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    Trump didn't do the thing he's accused of doing, but if he did it was fine, and in fact that's exactly what he did, get over it, because it's not only fine, it's precisely what we want from a president, and can you believe that Biden did the same thing, shame on him.

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  13. 25. sij
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  14. 25. sij

    oh my god it's a mirage

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    20. srp 2017.

    I'm peacefully fishing when I notice a ham sandwich on the seat beside me. I pick it up and am dragged to the deep as a salmon reels me in.

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    22. sij

    How to Get the Thick, Possibly Cursed Eyelashes of a Vintage Baby Doll:

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    19. sij

    Toddler is melting down in the library. The mom is mortified. A stern old lady approaches & I hold my breath. "It's okay," she tells the mom. "I've been there. You're doing great." And then to the toddler, "You're doing great, too. You're doing your best." ♥️

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    18. sij

    Happy Winnie the Pooh Day! Winnie the Pooh as Hellraiser (Illustrator: Picasso Dular)

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  20. 18. sij

    Isn’t he pretty in pink

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