serialsockthief

@serialsockthief

Shameless chinwagger, devoted Jambo, purveyor of clutter. Likes toasties, the snooze button and good travel etiquette. Accomplished pilferer of socks.

Edinburgh
Joined March 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

    whats on your mind
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  2. Apr 4

    😯

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    That awkward moment you realize you did it wrong your whole life.
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    Apr 4

    PR Stunt of the Day: The Beano sends a cease and desist letter to Jacob Rees-Mogg for masquerading as Walter The Softie.

    and
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  4. Apr 4

    Oh wow. YES. Now we’re talking. I’m totally going to need my sunnies 😎

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  5. Apr 4

    My friends have BBQ #1 of summer to host in 5 weeks. That’s a lot of improvement to squeeze into just over a month. Get to it Mother Nature, you tardy bizzum.

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  6. Apr 4

    This is truly disgusterous weather. Jesus.

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    Apr 3

    So does the definition of “snowflake” now include teens who saw their high school pals shot dead & decided to change the world by protesting loudly & bravely in public against a powerful gun lobby & thousands, millions, of angry gun owners?

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  8. Apr 3

    Day 692 of a ‘My Boy Lollipop’ earworm. Or it feels like it anyway.

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    Apr 1

    Tbh I straight up admire her ability to make absolutely ANYTHING look deeply, sincerely sinister.

    Happy
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    Apr 3

    You return back to work after the Bank Holiday weekend. 😂👋

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    Apr 1

    “My children have grey skin, poor hair, poor teeth, they are thinner.” Headteachers describe: - starving pupils filling pockets with food - in-school food banks - in-school washing machines for families too poor to wash uniforms. In Britain. In 2018.

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  12. Apr 2

    Saw this guy in action yesterday at the Playhouse. Actual rockstar.

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  13. Mar 31

    Oh god. What have they gone and done.

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    The saga continues on 5.2.18. Get ready for , streaming on YouTube Red. Watch the full trailer → .
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  14. Mar 31

    Wouldn’t be me, but I salute those who do it. Look how teeny tiny the people are 😱

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  15. Mar 30

    Twitter - if you had 24 hours in Berlin by yourself, what would you do, where would you go and what would you see? Any hints, tips or recommendations would be great. Danke! 🇩🇪

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  16. Mar 30

    People are dicks.

    People can be so selfish, they pretend they can’t see or hear when I ask if there’s a seat available. Its so humiliating when I struggle to find something to hold onto & keep Kika safe at the same time, this is when you’ll see a tear running down my face. Life is difficult enough
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  17. Mar 29

    😍 wonderful news.

    BREAKING: is stepping up his recovery from injury and will play on the grass courts of Rosmalen in the Netherlands in June.
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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    At this time of year please spare a thought for the Cadbury social media team.

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  19. Mar 27

    😒😒

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  20. Mar 27

    I tried really hard to be cheerful and optimistic about the return of McLeish, but everything about this international break has left me feeling totally 😒

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