Sergio Longoria

@sergiol1979

I live the exciting life as a Talent Acquisition/HR professional for Thomson Reuters and blast records, read comics.

Dallas, TX
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Joined April 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 10

    Here at Airlines, our friendly new customer service representative is here to help you disembark quickly and efficiently.

    108 replies 9,700 retweets 13,969 likes
  2. Apr 10

    Happy birthday, darlin'

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  3. Mar 28

    Never in my life did I think owning a pizza yo-yo was essential in life until my niece showed me she owned one.

    1 like
  4. Mar 28

    When your niece is happy with the work swag you always surprise her with

    1 retweet 4 likes
  5. Mar 8

    Work/life balance

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  6. Feb 21

    How are you a consultant after a 1-month boot camp and one project that got cut short?!

    1 like
  7. Feb 6

    When you hit snooze on the alarm then wake up 30 minutes later and jump outta bed with the agility of a seasoned ninja assassin.

  8. Feb 4

    No, that's not your Mercedes or BMW car alarm going off. That's my Kia parked in between them because I tripped and fell on the keys.

    1 reply 1 like
  9. Jan 20

    Late Christmas present came in today. Couldn't be a better day to receive items for the hero of Hyrule than today.

  10. Jan 1

    When your old lady is already harder than 2017

    1 retweet
  11. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    Why did Ben Solo cross the road? To get to the dark side

    4 replies 134 retweets 451 likes
  12. 31 Dec 2016

    Oh man, this is gonna be awesome via

    1 like
  13. 27 Dec 2016

    The Rebellion lost a true leader today. RIP Carrie Fisher (1956-2016).

    1 retweet 3 likes
  14. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2016

    When you realize you won't be getting any presents for Christmas because you murdered 30 children

    25 replies 785 retweets 1,842 likes
  15. 24 Dec 2016

    Merry Christmas, ya'll

  16. 17 Dec 2016

    Ok, let's get serious...does anyone actually ever say "ducking" that often?

  17. 11 Dec 2016

    About to head to an annual Christmas party. Here's to hoping Cassidy and I totally own the White Elephant Gift Exchange this year.

  18. 5 Dec 2016

    A girl and her droid. The pal she really counts on.

    1 like
  19. 28 Nov 2016

    Goodnight, y'all

  20. 24 Nov 2016

    This Thanksgiving rules

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