Jordan

@serendip_ddy

There's more than people to the universe

On a ceiling, NZ, Earth
Joined April 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 23

    I keep seeing weird COVID news from other countries like “We have now moved into Tier 1 Maximum Firewall Obsidian Shield Ultra Lockdown, which means that restaurants may only seat a maximum of THREE people at any one table” and ungh you folks are gonna have Covid for EVER.

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    22 Oct 2019

    Slides and audio from my talk: Wheeee!

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    25 Oct 2019

    "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog": -overdone -juvenile -has no impact or weight to it "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" -holy shit -literally the most metal way to test out your font -raw as hell

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    27 Apr 2018

    You and another engineer are debugging a problem in production. You ask if you can drive. Their keyboard layout is Dvorak. <day yd. ajygan ugjt

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    9 Jan 2018

    when life gives you lemons, plant the lemon seeds. grow lemon trees. pick the lemons from the trees. now you have more lemons. accumulate those useless lemons. more. more lemons. accumulate all those useless lemons just to spite life for giving them to you in the first place

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  6. 8 Jan 2018

    Porco on the hill: via

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  7. 5 Jan 2018

    Hello sorry to bother you again. i really enjoy listening to your albums and find i can connect with a lot of the songs. I'm trying to figure out the chords to a few tracks from morning, noon, night but aren't having much luck. Would you have any tips?

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    14 Oct 2017

    me: whos a good dog– dog: look we both know i am so maybe– me: whos a– dog: so mAYBE UR ASKING ME IF IM GOOD TO AVOID ASKING URSELF IF U ARE

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  9. 22 Sep 2017

    Goodshirt - Sophie via

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  10. 21 Sep 2017

    Contemplating consciousness via

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    8 Sep 2017

    Best superpower? 500 fishes materializes all over where you live twice a week, or hearing the word "Hello" teleports you to your bed.

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    9 Sep 2017

    Best superpower? You host a wifi that a lot of visitors need to use. You cannot show the password in written form. Its password is...

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    13 Sep 2017

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  14. 13 Sep 2017

    I just remembered this moment and it scares me how close the the…

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  15. 4 Sep 2017

    One way to avoid umbrella failure: safety pin reinforcements!

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  16. 26 Aug 2017

    Woke up confused, trying to figure out the right packet header to carry out the cough protocol.. time for a break..

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    19 Aug 2017
    Replying to

    there's been a lot of talk lately about not erasing history, but americans forget their own history all the time. and that erases the truth.

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    13 Aug 2017

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  19. 6 Aug 2017

    Google.. please.. don't lump songs together by language... chilled out is not the same as

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  20. Retweeted
    31 Jul 2017

    Tabs or spaces?

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