Fatherhood stories not welcome?
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Of course!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks Serena!!! Means a lot...being a Dad is the best part my life and I love to share

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Got three sons. I watched all of them from birth tell the present day. My oldest is 21. My second is 13 and my baby is 3. All have different moms but each has a part of me in them. Love them all
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That’s awesome man...I’d love to have more but man oh man is childcare expensive...not sure if I can swing it
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Yup I'd love to have more myself. Its just that my wife and i both have passed 40 and she has high blood pressure. Cant put her through that type of stress.
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This is my son on my back, received him in the labour ward, everyday i come home i take him to sleep, he loves it when i do this so much that on other days thats the only way he goes to sleep.
#ThisPapa#ProudDadpic.twitter.com/YrVxjY1KPf
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My daughter and I planted some seeds together, hoping to grow flowers. I went outside to water them and told her to watch. She locked the sliding glass door on me.
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She refused to unlock the door, even though she absolutely knows how, & just stood there and stared at me. After panicking for a few seconds,
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That happened to me when I was 8 and a half months pregnant with my second! I ended up breaking in through a window while my 2.5 year old stood there giggling at me

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Sounds exactly like mine! She’s too smart and she’s got her dad’s sense of humor (he locks me in the garage when I’m doing laundry, just so he can laugh when I try to come back inside)
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Ladies, write a book! I’m enjoying the laughs so very much!
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One of my sons used to ‘paint’ with his own poo. He would wake from a nap, totally silent, remove his diaper & finger paint all over his toys and cover the wheels of his toy cars in poo, then make poo tracks all over his cream walls. Be thankful for a little vomit
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Then there was the time I was interviewed by the police on suspicion of being a drug dealer, because my six year old had taken some homeopathic white powder ‘wraps’ to school & given to his friends. When asked what they were he said “people come to our house & buy them”
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I laughed soooo hard at this!




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#ThisMama my son will kill me but I just remembered he used to take his diaper and all his clothes off and run around the house we had to put his clothes on backwards. He’s in college now -
#ThisMama got to put her daughter’s diaper on the right way, but duct tape was required to keep it there.
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that’s hysterical -
Happily, she’s also a college graduate.

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My youngest loved to take his diaper off too! I bought a Speedo “training suit” with a zipper in the back. Cut the floaties around the waist out and -voila- a fool proof toddler scuba suit! Motherhood takes creative genius!
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