Wow, tonight's Black Mirror is fucking terrifying!
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Peter Serafinowicz
@serafinowicz
Male actress and comedienne.
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Donald Trump is the most embarrassing human our species has produced.
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Do you notice we are not having a gun debate right now? That's because they used knives and a truck!
NEW TRUMP VIDEO: Tough-Guy Trump. All words are his, I just made him 0.0001% more catty. youtube.com/watch?v=ROnVNY
Donald Trump tells lies. All the time. Every speech, every interview, every rally, every press conference, every tweet. Why don’t interviewers respond “that’s a lie”? Why no headlines “Trump Lies About X”? This fear of the word ‘lie’ is the worst form of political correctness.
Fuck off, you orange white supremacist.
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Condolences to the family of the young woman killed today, and best regards to all of those injured, in Charlottesville, Virginia. So sad!
The last ever female Concorde, chased by the remaining males, shortly before they became extinct.
This reddit thread is one of the most compelling and scary things I've ever seen. Been reading it for hours now. reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co
Incredibly sad to hear about Sean Lock. I idolised him when I was starting out. No standup has made me laugh more. A huge inspiration as a comic and as a man.
Mr. @hamillhimself's version of The Joker is the definitive incarnation for me. His Trumpster reads are sublime.
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Mark Hamill gives Trump’s wire-tapping tweets the maniacal reading they deserve trib.al/9Bkseit
I gave Donald Trump a cockney tough guy accent. Blimey - ’e loves ‘ittin that ‘illary! (all words verbatim) youtube.com/watch?v=-cA0NM
Remember: You can do anything you want, go anywhere you like. The only thing stopping you is your mind. Set yourself free! There are no limi
Bloated, rotten carcass of Xbox gamer dredged from swamp "appears to have been there for months," says coroner
Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn
I’ve made over fifty #SassyTrump videos now! I dub ’s exact words but I don’t change a word. youtube.com/watch?v=zfDtDL
"Float like an octopus, sting like a clock." - Mohammed Dali
TECH REQUEST: I can't seem to log on. Should I disable the firewall?
One person dead and this is what you write? Bragging about a building that looks like a giant bottle of knockoff aftershave? You fucking dumdum. What is right with you??
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Fire at Trump Tower is out. Very confined (well built building). Firemen (and women) did a great job. THANK YOU!
No matter how bad things feel right now, it’s not the end of the world. That’s months away.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Trump is this weird sort of
Orangey hue
I don’t claim to have any expertise in US political law however fuck you, you orange dunce.
Thanks, Mark. You can count on me if Disney ever decides not to renew ‘Star Wars.’ Xx
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Replying to @KenPlume
Excuse me? Allow me to present my Tick credentials:
-Read the comics
-Voiced a character on the animated series (forget who, though)
-Have all the Warburton/FOX episodes on VHS
-Hopeless fanboy of everything @serafinowicz does, including @TheTickTV
#KeepTheCookiesMoreTickPlease
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I won an Oscar for this tweet.
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Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn
NEW SASSY TRUMP: Sassy Trump Bitches 'Bout Bannon and 'Book' (whatever that is): youtu.be/bzLsXgOQrWk?a via
Remember: ALL ’s ACTUAL WORDS
All Jay-Z's problems have been undone by his brother, Ctrl-Z
Here are all my videos in one playlist youtube.com/watch?v=iZdvlS ALL WORDS VERBATIM #Trump2016 #MAGA
Met up with @HamillHimself in London today. I wonder why he's here.
Here's the big question about Donald Trump's foundation: why doesn't he put it around his eyes??
If the apocalypse doesn't happen tomorrow, don't worry. It's not the end of the world.
NEW SASSY TRUMP VIDEO: Military Genius youtube.com/watch?v=yqaQ92
I’m against a lot of Trump’s policies, but I support the idea of a #muslintravelbag
Incredible immersive theatre production of Kafka's 'The Trial' by Customer Services. Over 5 hours so far. Huge cast.
His gaze shifts from the words to his own reflection.
"Donald," he sighs, "you have crafted...
the perfect tweet."
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It is being reported by virtually everyone, and is a fact, that the media pile on against me is the worst in American political history!
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. have to say - it takes balls to insult people's looks when you look like a mutant sow trying to eat pair of false teeth.
Oops... I think I turned off ‘auto-renew.’
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I'm sorry to say Amazon has chosen not to proceed with @TheTickTV I'm not sorry to say I love this show, its cast, its story, and its message. Destiny demands that my compatriots and I now seek a new home for this series.
To be fair, there's also been some positive covfefe twitter.com/realDonaldTrum
This Easter, do something inspired by God's love, even if it's just sending your child to a distant planet to be tortured and killed.
I'm voting 'In' today - pretty much to rule out the possibility of ever seeing the word 'Brentrance'.
I'm in this!
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You have a date with Destiny. Stream #TheTick August 25 exclusively with your Prime membership.
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If Trump becomes president I'm going to move to America so I can move to Canada.
NEW SASSY TRUMP: Lyin’ Trump - in which Donald admits he lies to the crowd. All ’s actual words. youtube.com/watch?v=AJxWgt
This Fathers Day, #Trump remembers 7 dead US sailors with words of sorrow and comfort for their fathers, their kids.
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The new Rasmussen Poll, one of the most accurate in the 2016 Election, just out with a Trump 50% Approval Rating.That's higher than O's #'s!
Who made these?? Beautiful!!
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Apparently Donald Trump doesn't want these photos spread all over the internet.
Please don't share.
Admit it Donald - you think he's the President of the actual Moon
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Just completed call with President Moon of South Korea. Very happy and impressed with 15-0 United Nations vote on North Korea sanctions.
So sad to hear about Terry Wogan. His voice filled the entire FM dial. Such a funny man. Such a lovely man.
“If Trump senses he may have to make a personal sacrifice, he will sacrifice the world instead.”
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"Trump demands attention but shuns scrutiny. He needs to be a brand because he's terrified of being a person." fastcompany.com/40558314/donal
NEW #SassyTrump: **Press Conference Highlights!** All ’s actual words. youtube.com/watch?v=TwMVBo #MAGA
After 2,500 years, it is with deep regret that I announce the death of satire. Early reports suggest it committed suicide.
A Tetris movie is coming out. There'll be lines around the block. Then the cinema will disappear.
Thank you for calling SeaWorld. Your call may be recorded for training porpoises.
Dearest apologies about the shooting. How are you? Yours sincerely, D. Trump (me.) Happy Birthday!
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My warmest condolences and sympathies to the victims and families of the terrible Las Vegas shooting. God bless you!
I hate to brag about meeting famous people but I just love this candid shot. Really great guys.
ICYMI: my latest SASSY TRUMP video, in playlist of all my dubs. youtube.com/watch?v=urv4S- Remember: all Trump’s exact words!
Updated Sassy Trump playlist - almost 100 videos. All 's words. What the hell am I doing with my life? youtube.com/watch?v=rlFmA7 #MAGA2018
Remind yourself of the shit #Trump has said with my #SassyTrump playlist. I dub his voice but: All Trump's Words. youtube.com/watch?v=7b7p2S