Sentai Reviews

Shorter(er), but sweet. I think we'll settle into a nice one a week schedule starting now. Tune back for more!

Almost 24 minutes.

Wait, an ENCORE?

I must have missed the part where we actually discussed the toy line... is there more than one key?

WHAT IS HE STILL TALKING ABOUT!? IT'S A TOY LASER GUN!

'Dangerous, unpredictable, greedy, self-centered thieves and murders.

Pirates ARRRR bad!

Wait for it...

Guys, I'm worried. We've still got six minutes.

Thus, the modern Sentai fan.

The worst part of this toy designed for children is that thirty year olds can't hold it comfortably.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I guess flintlocks and LEDs are mutually exclusive.

Not even an inch!

PLEX, fret not. Your toy design ethos has passed Eva muster. Continue production.

So, 12 minutes of toy review... 9 minutes of commentary. Oh boy!

OH GOD UNDOCUMENTED FEATURE

Not to come off as completely negative, if I were 9, this toy would probably be the coolest.

You can either hear the toy or see the toy clearly... never both at the same time.

Flintlock history is interesting, but mostly irrelevant to this toy.