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    bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

    besides quail my other favorite bird from my childhood is the killdeer look at these stylish fellowspic.twitter.com/AmF5sUU2BR

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      2. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        killdeer nest on the ground you can tell you're getting too close to a nest because you will see an "injured" adult hopping around a Decoy

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      3. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        oh wait maybe they don't nest on the ground but they do take their chicks out to forage in fields at least anyways I respect the ploy good parenting A+

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      4. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        wait I googled it they do have ground nests little holes both parents share childrearing duties high paternal investment

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      5. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        if you get too close when they're doing their little broken wing trick they flash their butts at you sassypic.twitter.com/INMCUGDTo6

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      6. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        now WOODPECKERS these boys dislike em I rarely saw them but we lived in an echoey neighborhood sometimes while playing I'd hear a spooky taptaptaptaptap thought maybe it was a ghost

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      7. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        dad was around once when I got spooked and explained it was just the damn woodpeckers I've resented them ever since

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      8. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        seagulls were fun kind of a pest but idk I'm fond of them I once tossed one a jalapeno during a school picnic my teacher told me that I had probably killed it because seagulls "can't vomit and can't eat spicy things"

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      9. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        I spent YEARS thinking I was a MURDERER no no they can vomit it was probably FINE she just didn't want us feeding the birds fuck u mrs baker

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      10. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        someday I'll do a thread on ducks I need a whole thread because I love them they are such a good shape

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      11. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        I have complicated feelings about magpies on the one hand: beautiful. charismatic. on the other: huge fucking assholespic.twitter.com/wPXkBCbCEw

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      12. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        my dad once saw a magpie divebombing a snake snake was a big boy as far as the snakes near our house went maybe 2ft apparently a harmless breed dad got between the magpie and the snake scooped the snake up into a duffel bag why? no idea that man is a mystery

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      13. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        we took it home dad let us put his big work gloves on and hold it in the front yard and my terrified mom yelled at him to get rid of it (she has a justifiable reason to fear them) we released it in the park far from any magpies it peed on me

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      14. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        I have also been peed on by a garter snake and a ball python I sure have been peed on by a lot of snakes

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      15. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        I think dad justified his snake rescue with "magpies are jerks" but I don't know why he brought it home he just did that sort of thing sometimes

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      16. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

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      17. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        getting distracted where was I ah yes birds there were some marshy spots bear the river occasionally one could look out and see a graceful heron lording it over the less sexy birds

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      18. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        the bird I resent most of all is the california condor

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      19. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        in 2nd grade we had to do a bird report we were each assigned a bird all my friends got cool birds falcons eagles hummingbirds guess what mrs baker gave me (yes THAT mrs baker) a fucking vulture

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      20. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        the report was assigned over spring break we went to stay with my grandparents near Boise ID my parents seized the opportunity to drum up some enthusiasm in me for my SHITTY SHITTY BIRD

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      21. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        they took me to the bird rescue outside Boise which was one of the few places in the world with yeah you guessed it godddamn california condors we went on the little tour I got to see all of the other, cooler birds there was a whole demo with the condor

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      22. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        I came home grumpy and wrote my report a brief summary would be "condors are ugly and gross and there are so few left that they don't influence the environment anymore so I don't know why anyone is paying to save them" my mom made me rewrite it -_-

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      23. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        years later my mom explained that mrs baker had never liked me and my parents didn't know why but they didn't want to give her any more ammunition

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      24. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        she also traumatized me with math so I have many reasons to dislike her

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      25. bosco‏ @selentelechia 18 Apr 2020

        I think those are all of the most meaningful birds I grew up with

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