may your everyday balloons stay full all year
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Imagen Seinfeld was never canceled and still NBC comedy program today? "Parody account"
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GEROGE: hows it going with julia
JERY: her apartment ..she has mice
GERGE: so just call her an exterminator
JERY: I tried that but she says she wants to “let the mice rock”
ELANE: (squinting) lets the mice..rock?
JERY: lets them rock!
KRAM: oh you gotta let the mice rock
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bee movie snubbed for best picture 15th year in a row why is nobody talking about this
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Oportunity whatever
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m&ms missed a major oporunity
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thanks pfizer
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thanks pfizer
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Dior aw23 goes absoultely crazy
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Still one of the best videos on the internet
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The most recent obsession from the media claiming that I am a drag Queen or “performed” as a drag Queen is categorically false.
The media continues to make outrageous claims about my life while I am working to deliver results.
I will not be distracted nor fazed by this.
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have you ever been exposed to an episode of F•R•I•E•N•D•S
you may be entitled to financial compensation
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JERY (87 years old): whats the deal with vaping these days the only vaping I do is vicks vapo rub to sooth my sore muscles (he is saying this to wall)
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yo last night was a movie. A bee movie
( a bee fucked my girlfriend)
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LAST DAY THESE ARE AVAILABLE BABY!!!!!
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Theres one thing i cant seem to make sense of. The cup is round. The jar is round. Why on gods green earth would they decide to call it ovaltine
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setting my 2023 intentions
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setting my 2023 intentions
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cast him in glass onion 3
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Rochelle rochelle is a christmas movie
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HAPPY FESTIVUS
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JERY: hows it going with your new guy
ELANE: great! Hes got cool hair and I love his dog ..
JERY: but
ELANE: ok. his heart might be a *little* small
JERY: how small
ELANE (quietly): just like.. 3 sizes
JERY: laney. Did he try to steal Christmas
ELANE: HES TRYING TO CHANGE
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ELAINE [pretends not to have heard of billionaire financier Gérard Louis-Dreyfus]
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GERG: how was the date
JERY: shes a nepo baby
GERG: a nepo baby?
JERY: a baby of nepo!
GERG: so
JERY: you dont mind the nepo?
GERGE: im pro nepo BABY!
KRAM: i dont care for nepo. i like my babys to struggle
AUDIENCE: SHH
convo is happening during Avatar the way of water
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WHO
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON
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seinfeld: the way of water
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