bort

@secretbort

Formerly think tanks. Currently copywriting. I'm taking barbershop to strange new places.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2018.

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    imagine if the bus moaned as you got on

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  2. 6. velj

    Stopping yourself from buying things you actually want in the name of saving money, only to get stressed out and panic buy Fortnite Monopoly and a 64 pack of Imodium because you wanted a quick thrill

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  3. 6. velj

    So THAT’s how he did it! Fascinating 🤔

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  4. 4. velj

    Paul Staines’ food blog, Meatier Guido

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  5. 4. velj

    Blows my mind that in 2009 the Kardashians had a fashion range with Dorothy Perkins that included bootcut trousers

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  6. 3. velj

    Everyone saying they would kill the Baby Nut is very cool and gets laid loads by hot girls

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    I hate that thing not very funny people do when they try to be funny and they just throw a random name in there like they’re talking to someone. “FUCK YOU KEVIN AND YOUR CLOUD OF LIES” “get used to it Karen.” etc

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  9. 2. velj

    Going up to see grandma

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    Ripe and ready my hass 🤪

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    “Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?”

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  12. 1. velj

    HOW MANY MORE TIMES must I see another variant of this exact tweet

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    31. sij

    Process of Tempest

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  14. 31. sij

    Swear I’ve just seen Caroline Calloway outside the artisan flan restaurant on Old Street

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    29. sij

    Anyone here wanna be part of women-only group chat?

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  16. 29. sij

    Someone on here, for the ninth time this week: men don’t have bed frame!!!!!!!! only mattress on floor Women in their twenties:

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  17. 28. sij

    Colleague: Thanks for taking notes, would you mind typing them up and sending them round to everyone? Me: ... yes

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  18. 27. sij

    The Dolly Parton challenge meme thing but all of the pictures are goatse

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  19. 27. sij

    If someone sends me £50, I’ll put this image on the general Slack board at work tomorrow. Bear in mind nobody there knows me beyond being placidly professional so they won’t clock that I’m just being zany. This is serious shit.

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