Sebs

@sebs303

(He/Er) I don't bend, I don't fold. Blutgruppe: Hustler - I'm ghetto, not dumb

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2009.

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    4. stu 2019.
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  2. prije 2 sata

    Man kann die Nummer mit auch mit Humor nehmen, sich nicht, wegen nix, zum Opfer hochstilisieren.

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    BREAKING: Israel Adesanya () vs. Yoel Romero () will headline UFC 248 in Las Vegas per Dana White. Adesanya was itching to fight. Big one in the desert on March 7.

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    This would be an opportune time to remind you all that this coming month's AWS bill will be a bit lower than January's. It's not because you're awesome at cost savings in so much as it is because February has fewer days.

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    or committees. I am really tired of being at the receiving end of such decisions. Timings, implementation details, strategic moves. I have 20 years experience coding solutions: Step aside and do lower your voice, answer only when being asked is my hint.

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    One of the worst and most misinterpreted agile 'memes' is deferring change or 'last responsible' moment. There are safety margins in everything for a reason. And so should be in software. Most times its better those are defined by engineers, not a bunch of 'managers' or 1/2

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    Manager Salat mit ganzen Managern. Manager aus ihren Anzügen schälen, kurz abduschen. Mit Mayo und Joghurt übergiessen. Ihr Gemecker anhören und schon hat eins den Salat. (Sorry.)

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    2. velj

    "Mein Kind isst kein Fleisch, womit kann ich es ersetzen?" "Mit einem Hund, Hunde essen gerne Fleisch."

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    21. tra 2016.

    Schön für Dich. Mach doch ein Tutorial.

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    Bei der Jobsuche haben es junge Frauen und Menschen mit Migrationsgeschichte besonders schwer – wegen Vorurteilen hat ihre Bewerbung oft weniger Chancen. Dieses Problem könnte man lösen. Aber nicht alle sind dafür.

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    2. velj

    Catboy begutachtet mein neues Kleid. Das glitzert nämlich ein bisschen und er will das Licht fangen 😂 Ich zeig es euch dann später 😈

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    23. pro 2019.

    Was machst du beruflich? Wirtschaftsberater. Oh cool! Kannst du dir mal meine Steuererklärung ansehen? ...diese Momente, in denen ich bereue, kein Frauenarzt geworden zu sein.

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    30. pro 2019.

    Eindeutig Männerparkplatz: Parken für Muschis. 😜

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    One must make the warrior walk his everyday walk.

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  18. prije 16 sati

    It looks like, I will be wearing more long shirts for work in the future. rReally looking forward to it actually

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    3. velj

    It's so hilarious that hackers are posting stuff like reverse engineering tutorials on pornhub because YouTube bans them. "Boss, I swear, it's not how it looks, I was watching a conference talk!"

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    27. sij

    I had to get a background check for my job, and it turns out the report is a 300+ page pdf of every single tweet I’ve ever liked with the work “fuck” in it. Enjoy your dystopian bs! *waves*

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