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UK: You don't need to fill out a tax return, we already have all your income information. US: Can you fill out 20 pages, print, sign it and then snail mail it us. Thanks.
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There must be a more efficient way to grab all that info. Like, the IRS could just friend us on Facebook.
Great idea, all anyone would need to do is authorise the IRS quiz app to access your data (and that of your friends)
