I’m ready 

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Steak well done? 
I’m an idiot. As soon as it came I realised my mistake. I’m a bad person.
Prawns on the barbie?
Did you get the bloomin’ onion?!
They got upset with me, thought I was "putting on" the Australian accent.
I've never managed to order a bad steak in the US. YAY HORMONES.
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