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Too lazy to clean from the previous flight apparently.pic.twitter.com/3hmGSV1pIs
No in-seat entertainment on this 11 hour @united flight back to London. Dirty and smelly plane. Rubbish in the seat back pocket, so bad 
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I just don't understand the mental gymnastics so many people do to justify or rationalize flying on
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Cheapest flight available
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Never fly with any us airline if you can avoid
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I mean... it's United. Did you book it before all the news about how awful that airline is?
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Last time I flew United there was a handful of rice in my seat that had to brush off before sitting
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Oh my. Can you DM us your flight and seat number, Sebastian? ^MDhttps://twitter.com/messages/compose?recipient_id=260907612 …
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