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@sebmck In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell

@sebmck nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort

@samccone everyone seemed to be slow-dancing with someone. with the exception of SpongeBob, who had no partner.

@samccone he had a crush on someone who was also standing alone. it had been his dream to ask Sandy to the annual Midnight Dance

@samccone but he had just now mustered up the courage. "hey SpongeBob". the courage fell to pieces.

@sebmck squidward peered out from his barnacle bejeweled abode aghast at what he saw unfolding – what was this hook that so flaunted itself?