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@sebmck What if I lived 30 minutes away?
20 MINUTE PIZZA DELIVERY GUARANTEE. WE'RE REALLY LIVING IN THE FUTURE PEOPLE.pic.twitter.com/dSydbqQ8M3
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@ev1stensberg you can only get the 20 minute guarantee when the shop is located in your town
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@sebmck if you like high-speed pizza delivery, you might like the novel Snow Crash by@nealstephensonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sebmck Conspiracy theory: all live pizza trackers are just timers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sebmck read snowcrash! bestest sci-fi. First 1/4 of book is about pizza deliveryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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