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I just ate seven Doritos from this miniature bag, wrapped it up, put a clip on it, and stashed it back in the cupboard. Like a fucking psychopath.pic.twitter.com/zOJhEK6Eun
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Were you counting from the beginning, is this an estimate, or do you just have a really good memory
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I was counting. My goal was 10 or fewer. No one is more impressed by my restraint than I.
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