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the older I get, the more I hate surprises. all kinds.
I like giving surprises but hate receiving them. So much that even if the surprise is good, I will probably be upset and not like it just to spite it being a surprise. I am a petty man.
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See I’m the opposite, fkin people pleaser, so even if it’s bad, I’ll put on a show to make them feel good about it. Bah.
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I hate giving surprises because I'm always worried the other person won't like my surprise.
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