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Velvet, and any fabric with a velvet texture, are the worst inventions in the history of the universe. Just seeing the word makes my skin crawl.
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What about a “red velvet” cake?
That's fine. Extremely overrated though and all of then I've tried have been mediocre
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why about velveeta cheese
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