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Velvet, and any fabric with a velvet texture, are the worst inventions in the history of the universe. Just seeing the word makes my skin crawl.
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You never need to worry about me crossing a velvet rope because there's no way in hell I'm touching that shit.
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Refuse to listen because it contains the word velvet
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Velvet is to fabric as Velveeta is to cheese.
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Velvet and wool. I try to never touch them.
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