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You never need to worry about me crossing a velvet rope because there's no way in hell I'm touching that shit.
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Velvet, and any fabric with a velvet texture, are the worst inventions in the history of the universe. Just seeing the word makes my skin crawl.
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If it's a velvet-clone then I hate it
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What about a “red velvet” cake?
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That's fine. Extremely overrated though and all of then I've tried have been mediocre
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Good thing we chose a different type of fabric for React Native’s new architecture.
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Add microfiber to the list. It’s like nails against the chalkboard just touching it.
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Urgh especially after clipping nails or with dry skin
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