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Me: I'm from Australia American: Wow!!! How did you survive all the spiders and snakes??? Me: Well they really aren't that common in the subur- American: Ahhh it would freak me out so much! Meanwhile I'm finding these fuckers in the bathroom and backyardpic.twitter.com/dej3Nrrre0
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Can’t tell if trolling. This is one of the most harmless friendly bugs on the west coast. Doesn’t compare to what you have in Australia at all. It’s probably best to judge by how scientists categorize venomous / threat instead of size right?
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Most Australian insects are harmless, especially those in residential areas. Americans and others over exaggerate how common dangerous Australian insects and animals are, and their region (hint: they're mostly in unpopulated areas).
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Y’all who thought they were mosquitos, what animals did you think they were feeding off...?
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California wilderness is way more hostile than anything in Australia
Bears
Mountain lions
Bobcats
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It's a male mosquito? Methinks
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Those things have invaded our house in the past month. They’re the worst.
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