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TFW you see your reflection at 2pm and realize you've had BBQ sauce on your face for two hours and none of your coworkers told you 
@sebmarkbage and @acdlite would have told me.
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To be fair, if you had been there— I wouldn't have gotten any BBQ sauce on my face to begin with, because it would have all been on yours.
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