Aren’t you from Australia?! 
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It’s a harmless snake that eats mice and bugs.
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> harmless > eats mice
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Prolly a garter snake, but just to be sure it’s not venomous and/or aggressive I’d kill it with a flamethrower asap.
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Wait until you see the coyotes, vultures, and peregrine falcons in Fremont!
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I'd probably move
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Looks like a garter snake, very common and non-venomous. You may want to sprinkle some granular snake repellent on your lawn and around the house.
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