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Tactics to get up in the morning? These are some of my iOS alarms and no matter how many I set, I always sleep through them.pic.twitter.com/G0W9tqDJyH
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How do you find out who has kids? Tweet about getting up early and wait for the onslaught of “Just have kids” replies.
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Also took the suggestions into consideration and set only one alarm and put my phone on the other side of the room. Somehow slept through it until iOS stopped ringing.
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I call dibs on the name "Sebastian Jr"
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I call dibs on the name “Sebastian II”
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Usually they will make it painfully obvious by plastering their social media with baby photos. I have unfollowed or muted all of these people. I get it, your baby is the cutest, no need to annoy me with it.
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Thanks for confirming my baby is the cutest. I will be sending you printed photos now.
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