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Tactics to get up in the morning? These are some of my iOS alarms and no matter how many I set, I always sleep through them.pic.twitter.com/G0W9tqDJyH
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My wife says “if you press snooze ONE MORE TIME” and that wakes me up
Don’t make assumptions. I sleep heavy and have been sleeping for over 10 hours a day.
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My 20m.o. kid falls asleep at 11 pm. She's very demanding through the day so I only have time after she's sleeping. I go sleep at 2 am, she regularly wakes up once through the night and then she starts jumping on my head at 8-9 am. Btw, it's 4 am now and I can go sleep finally...
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