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How do you find out who has kids? Tweet about getting up early and wait for the onslaught of “Just have kids” replies.
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Tactics to get up in the morning? These are some of my iOS alarms and no matter how many I set, I always sleep through them.pic.twitter.com/G0W9tqDJyH
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Also took the suggestions into consideration and set only one alarm and put my phone on the other side of the room. Somehow slept through it until iOS stopped ringing.
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My wife says “if you press snooze ONE MORE TIME” and that wakes me up
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I always sleep with a litre of water next to me so getting up to pee is regular so it doesn’t really help
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I have smart light bulbs (Philips Hues) that I've set to light up automatically in the morning! It's been helpful although does require a bit of a set up
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We have Hue light bulbs in our bedroom but there’s also a lot of natural sunlight so I don’t think I’d notice it
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Put your phone at the other end of the house. Ideally under the coffee machine.
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Oh — wait, you don’t actually sleep *through* your alarm completely do you!? Like, do not actually wake at all? Wow
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