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pro tip for tech critique - suggest a better alternative while complaining. Either you’ll learn why things were designed the way they are, or you’ll actually contribute something useful back and affect change to the tech.
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Nope. What are you referring to?
I told the cafe staff at Urban that they should swap out the grilled chicken for some other kind of poultry. I suggested turkey and they yelled at me so now I don't like to go to Zone 9 anymore.
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hey eff you buddy, chick-en-jerk is clearly the best
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That’s on you. Nobody likes turkey. Suggest better alternatives. ;-)
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I'm trying one Quip doc at a time
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