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Who are these people defending turkey? Look, if turkey was good we would eat it all year. We don't, because it's not good. End of debate.https://twitter.com/eparillon/status/1064649130658525184 …
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Do not @ me with "but turkey sandwiches" nobody has ever voluntarily selected a turkey sandwich. It's what you pick when the alternative is like egg salad or tuna mayo or something similarly revolting.
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I have chosen to eat nothing rather than eat a turkey sandwich, numerous times in my life. I'm proudly team anti-turkey (the animal).
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I always knew you were a good sort.
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