The secret to getting free apple juice is to faint when you're having your blood drawn 
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Replying to @sebmck
If you are donating blood they should be trying to force soda and chocolate down your throat. They almost beg you to eat their candy.
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Replying to @Jeffijoe
Nah it was a blood test not a donation. I hate needles so not even sure I could suck it up even if I wanted to donate blood.
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Replying to @sebmck
Just to be a dick, needles used for donations are waaay thicker than regular ones
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Replying to @Jeffijoe
Oh hell no. They even used the smallest needle they had because my veins are so small...
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