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i request the entire fund. in return i will travel around the world, personally disabling javascript in random people's web browsers, improving web perf for all.

you should request the fund too for looking after @addyosmani who's critical to web perf

Honestly, I liked the idea of you messing with random people, perhaps mortal enemies even, but hey, I’ll take a cut.

let's meet in the middle. we'll each take 50% of the fund and we'll make sure addy never uses a web browser,