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Pro tip: Always order more pizza than necessary so it can be eaten cold the next morning.
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Look at you for having patience to warm up pizza in the morning.
A microwave takes like 10 seconds, a toaster oven a little more, and then a regular oven if you really want to spoil yourself.
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Add the time it takes to order a microwave on amazon prime.
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You should move to America, I hear microwaves are ubiquitous there. You'll have to give up your tea kettle though.
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Heat it on the stove. Way better.
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