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This sounds like something from Starship Troopers: "REGISTER: It’s What a Man’s Got to Do. It’s quick, it’s easy, it’s the Law."pic.twitter.com/xBHWT0gZSr
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I just received a letter from the US Selective Service advising me to enrol in the military conscription registry. I'm exempt because I'm a non-immigrant, but now I need to send them immigration documents proving it. America is so surreal.
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My tweet literally says that I’m exempt.
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