Please ask David why, if I rule the world, I still can't fcking afford to get my ancient kitchen renovated
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With great power comes great responsibility.


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Never leave home without your ‘how to get a nudewife’ pamphlet
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Let’s see....plastic wear, passport, airplane ticket, pocket bible, bookmark, piece of paper that says “housewife” and a business card. So completely normal. I wonder where he put his Sharpie, because my money is on that being Angry David’s SUV w/the lame signs.
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Everything in his shirt pocket is secure though
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